This was the invocation at my Rotary meeting last week. This being Monday and all, I felt it worth repeating (I know its not patches but we can cover other things here as well.)

“So far today, God, I’ve done all right. I haven’t lost my temper, haven’t been greedy, nasty or self-centered. I am really proud of myself. But in a few minutes, God, I’m really going to need some help, because then I am going to get out of bed.”